Dick Quote #863
Quote from Dick in When Aliens Camp
Tommy: All right, let me get this straight. You disobeyed your own orders, invited Albright into what you knew would be a hostile environment, alienated everyone, and then you stomped off into the woods where you became a jungle overlord.
Dick: Well, it's a mistake every man makes sooner or later. I learned my lesson.
Harry: Yeah, right.
Dick: But you have to admit I did orchestrate a hugely successful weekend.
Sally: How do you figure that?
Dick: Well, through a series of apparently lame-brained orders and seemingly selfish strategies, I managed to lead this family to a new level of unity.
Sally: And that's the story you're going with?
Dick: Unless you've got something better.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘When Aliens Camp’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Bottle opener? That'll be useful. A saw? God knows- God knows we'll use that. A scissors? Get out of town! Oh, that Swiss army. Yeah, when they get in the game, they are ready to play. Sweet lord! A toothpick! Nina, have you got anything stuck in your teeth that I can assist you with?
Nina: No, thanks. I'm good.
Dick: Oh. That's a shame.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Hey, check it out. Those two dragonflies are doin' it.
Sally: I wish I was a dragonfly.
Tommy: So you could be doin' it?
Sally: No. So I could fly my ass outta here.
Quote from Harry
Dick: [gunshots] Harry, what was that?
Harry: I don't know. I just bent over to dig up some worms and these fat guys in orange vests started shooting at me.
Mary: Oh, my god, Harry. You've gotta be more careful. They probably thought you were a-
Sally: Oh, here we go. More woodsy wisdom from Albright of the Jungle.