Dick Quote #861

Quote from Dick in When Aliens Camp

Tommy: Uh, Dick? What the hell are you doing?
Dick: I'm creating a new society. Our society. I call it Dicksylvania. And you just crossed the borders.
Beaver Scout #1: Yeah!
Dick: Go on, kids. Tie 'em down and poke 'em with the sticks.
Sally: You touch me with that, I make you look like a corn dog.
Dick: Okay, men, regroup.


 ‘When Aliens Camp’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Bottle opener? That'll be useful. A saw? God knows- God knows we'll use that. A scissors? Get out of town! Oh, that Swiss army. Yeah, when they get in the game, they are ready to play. Sweet lord! A toothpick! Nina, have you got anything stuck in your teeth that I can assist you with?
Nina: No, thanks. I'm good.
Dick: Oh. That's a shame.

Quote from Sally

Tommy: Hey, check it out. Those two dragonflies are doin' it.
Sally: I wish I was a dragonfly.
Tommy: So you could be doin' it?
Sally: No. So I could fly my ass outta here.

Quote from Harry

Dick: [gunshots] Harry, what was that?
Harry: I don't know. I just bent over to dig up some worms and these fat guys in orange vests started shooting at me.
Mary: Oh, my god, Harry. You've gotta be more careful. They probably thought you were a-
Sally: Oh, here we go. More woodsy wisdom from Albright of the Jungle.