Dick Quote #829
Quote from Dick in Just Your Average Dick
Dick: Becoming average was interesting, but once we got there, it wasn't interesting at all.
Sally: Yeah. I mean, those people who weren't weird were so... weird. Then I became like them, which was really weird.
Dick: Well, live and learn. We're back to our normal selves.
Tommy: [clears throat]
Dick: Except for Tommy, who has a little cough. But otherwise, everything's as it should be. Am I right, fellas?
Leon: Oh, yeah.
Bug: Yeah, sure.
Pitman: Yeah, you're right.
Dick: Well, I'm turning in.
Sally: Yeah, me, too.
Dick: Which one of you guys is bunking down with me?
Bug: That would be me.
Dick: Well, don't hog the blankets because I sleep in the nude.
Tommy: That's a good idea!
Harry: I'm going to have to try that.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Just Your Average Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Tommy
August: Okay. Um my family came to America in 1852 on a Dutch schooner. How about yours?
Tommy: Well, um, my great-grandfather, uh... escaped from the Nazis through the Alps with his family and their singing nanny.
August: Um, Tommy?
Tommy: Yeah?
August: That's The Sound of Music.
Tommy: Yeah, I know. And don't think that we're not suing!
Quote from Harry
Tommy: Statistically, at least one of us should be divorced by now.
Harry: Ooh, I want that one!
Tommy: And 10% of us should be gay.
Harry: That's not why we got divorced.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Hey, guys. What's going on?
Dick: Sally, uh... I've, uh... I've made a command decision. We're moving back.
Sally: Oh. Is that what we're doing? We're not happy, so we're just going to break our lease and move?
Harry: Yeah.
Dick: More or less.
Sally: No, Dick, we can't do that. You see, I'm in the majority now. There are more of us than there are of you, and that makes us right. I'm a member of a community, a community that embraces wholesome American values. And if you cross us... we will destroy you. [all gasp] Now, if you'll excuse me I spotted a mezuzah on 2C.