Sally Quote #309
Quote from Sally in The Physics of Being Dick
Sally: Well, I'm looking for work. There were some sweet gigs on the Pendelton research board, but I don't know which one to do. Like here, I can get 50 bucks if I let them rub solvents in my eyes.
Mary: Oh, Sally, that- That's not good.
Sally: Really? Well, I could sign up for the hornet sting study, but I didn't bring a swimsuit.
Nina: Dr. Albright is looking for a research assistant.
Sally: Really?!
Mary: Uh, yes, but it's just grunt work. I mean, it doesn't pay hornet study money.
Sally: Oh, that's okay. What do I have to do?
Mary: Uh, well, I'm giving a talk next week at the faculty club. Some Bolivian professors will be there, and I'm going to be discussing the culture of the Aymara Indians.
Sally: And I'm your date?
Mary: No. You're my fact checker. You just go to the library and make sure all my information is accurate.
Nina: Hmm, I would've gone with the hornets.
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Quote from Nina
Nina: Look, Sally, if you're gonna work for Dr. Albright, there are a couple of things you need to understand. One: she doesn't like to be corrected when she's wrong. And two: she's often wrong.
Sally: Wait, wait. So I shouldn't tell her her breath smells like a sock full of horseradish?
Nina: I didn't.
Quote from Sally
Sally: I found a mistake in your speech.
Mary: Oh. Okay. Let's hear it.
Sally: Okay. This is so great. Okay. Here on page 2, you say there aren't any Aymaran communities on the high plains, but Dirkson's survey says there are.
Mary: No, there aren't.
Sally: Yeah, but Dirkson says there are.
Mary: All right. Maybe there's one or two, but my point still stands.
Sally: No. Okay, but Dirkson says-
Mary: Forget Dirkson! Just go back there and concentrate on- on place names and spellings and things like that. Okay? [exits]
Sally: Man, who died and made her Dirkson?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Morning, class, I'm sorry I'm so late. A funny thing happened today. I learned that there is a, uh... A small group of people that doesn't find physics absolutely exhilarating. Isn't that hilarious? [silence] [students let out a slight chuckle] Exactly. So I was wondering, what drove you to take it?
Bug: Well, uh, it's required.
Pitman: And we want to graduate.
Dick: So that's all that brings you back to my class, a requirement? Not one of you yearns for a career in physics? [Leon raises his hand] Not one soul longs to make physics his lifework? [Leon waves his hand] Not one among you aspires to place physics--
Leon: Dr. Solomon.
Dick: Leon, please, tell me you have to pee.