Mary Quote #121
Quote from Mary in Stuck with Dick
Mary: When I wrote this, I was so young and ambitious. I was so full of dreams. And you know what else? I was so full of crap! This is what I thought was good?! This belongs in here! It belongs in the garbage!
Dick: Oh, I know how you feel.
Mary: Oh, you can't know how I feel!
Dick: I know what it's like to be betrayed by your memories. I remembered our relationship as being all rosy, but it turns out it was one long nightmare.
Mary: It wasn't all bad. A lot of it was, but some of it was okay.
Dick: You mean it?
Mary: Yeah.
Dick: Well, what you wrote about the Mayan subculture in chapter 11 was really wonderful.
Mary: You read my thesis. You're the one who checked it out!
Dick: Of course I was. I even kept it an extra week. I got $3.00 in fines.
Mary: Then you liked it?
Dick: Yeah, it was good. Maybe not $3.00 good, but good.
Mary: So it was you. What a nice surprise.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Stuck with Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't have time. It's not that easy to erase the past.
Dick: Well, why would you want to erase the past? Think back, Mary. Don't you remember the romance?
Mary: The fighting?
Dick: The laughter?
Mary: The screaming?
Dick: The endless nights of lovemaking?
Mary: The endless parade of humiliations, interspersed with random acts of insanity!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love.
Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright.
Shop Owner: I'll look around for you.
Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham.
Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old.
Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts.
Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?
Quote from Mary
Mary: I'll tell you one thing.
Dick: What?
Mary: I made you earn it. That's Mary Albright! I don't just give it away. Anymore.