Dick Quote #799

Quote from Dick in Stuck with Dick

Nina: Wild weekend, huh?
Mary: We were in the library.
Nina: Mmm. Is that so?
Mary: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
Dick: We were locked in the whole time.
Nina: Look, I don't need to know. What you do on the weekend is your business.
Mary: Which was spend it locked in the library.
Nina: Uh-huh, and is that why you smell like cheap champagne?
Dick: It may have been cheap, but there was lots of it.

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 ‘Stuck with Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Mary

Mary: I don't have time. It's not that easy to erase the past.
Dick: Well, why would you want to erase the past? Think back, Mary. Don't you remember the romance?
Mary: The fighting?
Dick: The laughter?
Mary: The screaming?
Dick: The endless nights of lovemaking?
Mary: The endless parade of humiliations, interspersed with random acts of insanity!

Quote from Dick

Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love.
Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright.
Shop Owner: I'll look around for you.
Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham.
Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old.
Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts.
Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?

Quote from Mary

Mary: I'll tell you one thing.
Dick: What?
Mary: I made you earn it. That's Mary Albright! I don't just give it away. Anymore.