Don Quote #61
Quote from Don in Stuck with Dick
Sally: Okay, they're back. Pretend we just got here.
[After the door is knocked open, Don falls into the room]
Don: Ass right there, freezehole!
Sally: Don, what are you doing here?
Don: Albright's silent alarm went off.
Harry: Well, I didn't hear anything.
Don: We thought there might be a break-in.
Tommy: Well, no one's broken in since we broke in.
Don: You broke in?
Sally: What, do you think Albright gave us the key? [all chuckle]
Don: B-but breaking and entering, that's a crime.
All: Wow.
Don: You shouldn't be here! I should arrest you!
Sally: Oh, come on, Don. Can't you look the other way just this once?
Don: No, I'm afraid I can't, Sally. I- [giggles] Well, just this once. But you can't stay here!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Stuck with Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't have time. It's not that easy to erase the past.
Dick: Well, why would you want to erase the past? Think back, Mary. Don't you remember the romance?
Mary: The fighting?
Dick: The laughter?
Mary: The screaming?
Dick: The endless nights of lovemaking?
Mary: The endless parade of humiliations, interspersed with random acts of insanity!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love.
Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright.
Shop Owner: I'll look around for you.
Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham.
Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old.
Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts.
Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?
Quote from Mary
Mary: I'll tell you one thing.
Dick: What?
Mary: I made you earn it. That's Mary Albright! I don't just give it away. Anymore.