Dick Quote #749

Quote from Dick in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1

Prell: What will we do here on Earth? We have no skills.
Chloe: Except for evil manipulation.
Gabriella: And that's not a career.
Prell: No one needs us.
Dick: Has television taught you nothing? You've seen our advertisements. Women like you are our unattainable standard. Every product you use, every trend you embrace becomes our obsession. You are the shapely and elusive carrot that our homely old horses will chase for eternity. Our insecurities spurring us on, demanding that we spend, spend, spend! No one needs you? Our global economy depends on you.
Women: Wow!
Dick: So, stay stay where you are needed. And where you are needed...
Women: We get it!

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Dick: Hello, Mary! How was your trip?
Mary: Awful. We didn't even make it to the Super Bowl.
Dick: Well, you probably had a better time at Ocean World, anyway.
Nina: How do you know we went to Ocean World?
Dick: What else would you do if your tickets got stolen?
Mary: We never mentioned our tickets were stolen.
Dick: Well, whatever happened, you're probably better off not having gone to that game.
Mary: Why would you say that?
Dick: Well, the sodas were $4.95. And the hot dogs- [screams]