Dick Quote #750

Quote from Dick in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1

Dick: Hello, Mary! How was your trip?
Mary: Awful. We didn't even make it to the Super Bowl.
Dick: Well, you probably had a better time at Ocean World, anyway.
Nina: How do you know we went to Ocean World?
Dick: What else would you do if your tickets got stolen?
Mary: We never mentioned our tickets were stolen.
Dick: Well, whatever happened, you're probably better off not having gone to that game.
Mary: Why would you say that?
Dick: Well, the sodas were $4.95. And the hot dogs- [screams]

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Harry: Ugh, this stuff is terrible!
Tommy: Dick, it's got twigs in it.
Dick: Twigs are the meat of the desert.
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Quote from Don

Judith: What have I missed?
Don: A lot. You missed ESPN 2's preview of the ESPN Super Bowl pregame show.
Rico: And the CNBC pregame show, which is the first preview of the NBC Super Bowl pre-pregame preview.
Don: Grab yourself a waffle and a beer. It's only T-minus six hours to kick off.