Dick Quote #743

Quote from Dick in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1

Dick: I'll get us supplies.
Tommy: Wait, Dick, we don't have any money.
Dick: Watch this. I know how these trading posts work. [loudly] Greetings. We give you blankets and shiny hubcap. You give us chili dogs and gas.
Man: Greetings, white eyes. We take cash or credit card.

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Dick: Hello, Mary! How was your trip?
Mary: Awful. We didn't even make it to the Super Bowl.
Dick: Well, you probably had a better time at Ocean World, anyway.
Nina: How do you know we went to Ocean World?
Dick: What else would you do if your tickets got stolen?
Mary: We never mentioned our tickets were stolen.
Dick: Well, whatever happened, you're probably better off not having gone to that game.
Mary: Why would you say that?
Dick: Well, the sodas were $4.95. And the hot dogs- [screams]