Don Quote #28

Quote from Don in Tricky Dick

Sally: Thanks for coming over on such short notice, Don.
Don: I knew you'd call, Sally. It was just a matter of time.
Sally: I need you, Don. I need you bad.
Don: Well, you're lucky I was available. You know, I got a lot on my plate right now. You know, my- My lady plate.
Sally: Listen, you can do something for me that nobody else can do.
Don: I know I can, baby. But if you expect me to come crawling back to you now, you got another think coming.
Sally: Oh, no, I don't want that at all.
Don: Are you sure? 'Cause I can crawl like a bat out of hell.
Sally: Oh, no. Thanks, sweetie, but what I need from you is a background check on Matthew. Who is he? What are his weaknesses? How can I cut him out of the herd and bring him down?
Don: Why bother when you have a sick, hobbled wildebeest right in your own front yard?

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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Mrs. Dubcek: Ah, don't listen to him, boys. I love rock and roll. I used to be a groupie for the Kingston Trio.
Harry: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go.
Mrs. Dubcek: I had an all-access pass. As a matter of fact, so did they.

Quote from Dick

Nina: Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! You got something from the White House! Open it!
Mary: What?!
Nina: Open it!
Mary: "Dear Dr. Mary Albright, in recognition of your achievements in the field of undergraduate education, you are hereby invited to the president's dinner honoring academic excellence." Oh, my God. "Enclosed itinerary"... blah, blah, blah... "Cherry Tree Inn on the Potomac. Looking forward to meeting you, sincerely, Bill and Hillary Rodham... Potato Head."
Dick: [laughs]
Mary: Very funny.

Quote from Mary

Painter: I got a work order to paint the door.
Dick: Oh! Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, right here. Right over this name. And bigger! And bolder! So when one approaches the door, a mere glance will establish just who's who in this office. [laughs] [exits]
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, he'd be very upset. This says "Dick Solomon." He gets that a lot. It's Dick S-a-l-m-o-n. Salmon. You know, like the big, pink, stinky fish.