Dick Quote #594

Quote from Dick in Tricky Dick

Dick: There, you see? I can be an adult, too.
Mary: I'm sure you can. That's why I'm going to continue to allow you to use my office.
Dick: Your office? It's our office.
Mary: [shouts] Check the door, Dick! It's my office! Always was, always will be! [normal voice] But I say that just to let you know. I don't stress it. I just gloss over it. See? Adult. [points to her name as she exits]
Dick: Nina, I want my name painted on this door, and I want it twice the size of hers. 3 times the size! I'm going to be the biggest adult in this whole stupid office!

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Quote from Dick

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Nina: Open it!
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Dick: [laughs]
Mary: Very funny.

Quote from Mary

Painter: I got a work order to paint the door.
Dick: Oh! Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, right here. Right over this name. And bigger! And bolder! So when one approaches the door, a mere glance will establish just who's who in this office. [laughs] [exits]
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, he'd be very upset. This says "Dick Solomon." He gets that a lot. It's Dick S-a-l-m-o-n. Salmon. You know, like the big, pink, stinky fish.