Sally Quote #209

Quote from Sally in Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1

Janet: I love this room.
Sally: Oh, what's not to love? Did you know that this is where I do all of my cooking and cleaning? I mean, there is no greater honor for a woman. Me, I can't get enough of it. In fact, I'm gonna clean some dishes right now. [chuckles] Oh, yeah!
Janet: Oh, but I'm the wife. Shouldn't I be able to do the dishes?
Sally: No. This is too much fun, okay?
Janet: Please!
Sally: Okay, if you insist. But I still get to do the floors. Whee! [humming]
Janet: No, no, no, no, no! I think the floors are my turf now.
Sally: Okay, there is no way you're getting this job, sister. But you're the wife. Good-bye, kitchen. I sure am gonna miss ya.

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 ‘Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Don: Sally, where have you been? I thought we had a good thing going.
Sally: Oh, Don, we did. I just- I needed to take a little time, you know, to think things over. I just went on one those spontaneous trips, you know, to, um, uh...
Tommy: Sea World.
Harry: Turkey.
Sally: Yeah, the Sea World in Turkey.
Don: Funny, I didn't know there was a sea world in turkey.
Sally: There's Sea Worlds everywhere, Don. You just got to know where to look.

Quote from Harry

Don: As if there could be intelligent life out there. What a load of hooey.
Harry: Hooey?
Don: Oh, yeah. So much bunk, you can make a bed out of it.
Harry: Oh, it's bunk, is it?
Don: Any moron with half a brain knows that.
Harry: Half a brain. I see. Well, you know, Don, it's a big universe out there, and not just small big. Big big. Why, in the Belletrix System alone there are over 44 trillion planets.
Don: 44 trillion? That's the biggest number I've ever heard in my life.
Harry: Yeah. So don't you think on just one of those planets that there might be some species smarter than you that would be capable of building a spaceship?
Don: Statistically, I suppose. Maybe there is more to this than meets the eye. Thank you, Harry.
Harry: No. Thank you, Don.

Quote from Mary

Dick: Oh, no, Mary, I had another one of those horrible dreams!
Mary: Well, what happened?
Dick: We were getting married.
Mary: Thank you.
Dick: No, no. No, that was the good part, but then my family showed up.
Mary: Oh. Don't tell me. They objected.
Dick: Well they had issues.
Mary: It's all right. I've prepared a short speech just in case they did. It's just basically two words and one of them's "off."