Dick Quote #567
Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2
Mary: You left the party so suddenly. Is everything all right?
Dick: Oh, Mary. I chose to stay with you until death do us part, which, as it turns out, is a hell of a lot longer than I thought.
Mary: What?
Dick: Which is fine. It's just fine.
Mary: Where is your family?
Dick: They took off. And it's all my fault. But I'm gonna find them. No matter how long it takes, no matter what I have to do, I'm going to find them and get them back. This I vow!
Mary: Where'd they go?
Dick: Pizza.
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‘A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Tommy: Oh, man. The High Commander and the Lieutenant are incapacitated. You know what that means? The Information Officer takes over, and that's me. I'm in charge of the mission.
Harry: Permission to speak, High Commander.
Tommy: Permission granted.
Harry: Well, we might as well just take this mission, roll it up and stick it... [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. "Your request to return home for emergency maintenance has been authorized."
Tommy: Yes!
Harry: "The time-space portal will open tomorrow evening between 8:51 and 8:53 P.M. Earth time. On your journey home, we will be showing Tin Cup, starring Kevin Costner and Rene Russo."
Tommy: Well, that settles it. We're going.
Harry: "The Big Giant Head looks forward to reading your comprehensive report on the history of human civilization."
Tommy: Oh, no.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Hello? Sally? Harry? Tommy? "Dear Dick, of all the people we've worked for, you were the best, you stupid, stupid man." And they're gone. I miss them. "P.S. We got you a wedding gift. Hope you like it." A toaster. The toaster from the kitchen.
Quote from Sally
Don: Sally, uh, you're gonna have to calm down.
Sally: Oh, don't you see, Don? You're alive, which means it's my brain. My sick, twisted brain. I could be capable of anything. Anything at all! [gasps] There's only one hope, Don. I've got to get on the pill.
Don: Um, this isn't how I expected this to happen, but hey.
Sally: Dick's on the pill, and it seems to be working for him.
Don: Okay, you lost me again.
Sally: Uh, I'll call you when I'm not myself anymore.