Dick Quote #565
Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2
Mary: I know this sounds strange, but I had a dream you asked me to marry you.
Dick: You had a what?
Mary: A dream. [giggles] I was drowning in a swimming pool, and my father was the lifeguard, and he was saving me, and I looked up and it wasn't him, it was you. And you were wearing flippers and black socks, and you offered me a ring.
Dick: Mary, it's contagious! You're as crazy as I am!
Mary: I know it's crazy. It woke me up out of a sound sleep.
Dick: Yes! That's when it strikes, when you're asleep!
Mary: Well, yeah, Dick. That's when most people dream.
Dick: "Most people dream"?
Mary: What's the matter with you?
Dick: Nothing. Nothing's the matter with me. And there's nothing the matter with Tommy and Sally. Oh, my God! There's nothing the matter with any of us!
Mary: Where are you going?
Dick: Home! Before it's too late!
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‘A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Tommy: Oh, man. The High Commander and the Lieutenant are incapacitated. You know what that means? The Information Officer takes over, and that's me. I'm in charge of the mission.
Harry: Permission to speak, High Commander.
Tommy: Permission granted.
Harry: Well, we might as well just take this mission, roll it up and stick it... [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. "Your request to return home for emergency maintenance has been authorized."
Tommy: Yes!
Harry: "The time-space portal will open tomorrow evening between 8:51 and 8:53 P.M. Earth time. On your journey home, we will be showing Tin Cup, starring Kevin Costner and Rene Russo."
Tommy: Well, that settles it. We're going.
Harry: "The Big Giant Head looks forward to reading your comprehensive report on the history of human civilization."
Tommy: Oh, no.
Quote from Sally
Don: Sally, uh, you're gonna have to calm down.
Sally: Oh, don't you see, Don? You're alive, which means it's my brain. My sick, twisted brain. I could be capable of anything. Anything at all! [gasps] There's only one hope, Don. I've got to get on the pill.
Don: Um, this isn't how I expected this to happen, but hey.
Sally: Dick's on the pill, and it seems to be working for him.
Don: Okay, you lost me again.
Sally: Uh, I'll call you when I'm not myself anymore.
Quote from Dick
Tommy: Oh, Dick, Sally! It's happening to me too! I'm falling apart at the seams!
Dick: Oh, this chair feels all soft on my bottom.
Tommy: Will you listen to me? This is serious!
Sally: You know what's good for serious things? One of those.
Harry: Oh, no, no, no, Tommy. Don't do it.
Dick: Look, Tommy. Look how pretty they are. And they have a line down the middle where you can break them in half.
Harry: So you can take half?
Dick: No, so you can take one and a half.