Dick Quote #539
Quote from Dick in Dick and the Single Girl
Dick: But I resisted her, Mary. I told her I wasn't interested in her that way.
Mary: I should hope so!
Dick: I told her to get right out of our office.
Mary: Good for you!
Dick: And I promised to see her tonight.
Mary: What?
Dick: It was the only way I could get rid of her.
Mary: The only way? Did you try a fire hose?
Dick: No, but I did tell her to put her blouse back on. That was quick thinking, right?
Mary: You know, I'm beginning to wonder if you're as committed to this relationship as I am. Look, tonight I'm gonna tell her I can't see her anymore. Good, 'cause it's either me or the spider woman.
Dick: Oh! I'm the devil's candy!
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Quote from Don
Don: What the heck is going on here? You almost made me spill my joe.
Sally: That noise, Don, what is it?
Don: All right, everyone, there's no need to panic. This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Dick: Why? Is there an emergency?
Don: No. This has only been a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed on where to go in your area for shelter.
Tommy: Shelter from what?
Don: Bombs.
Dick: To interrupt a program of this quality under the guise of national security is preposterous!
Quote from Harry
Harry: You know, I bet I could write a killer X Files.
Tommy: I could write one in my sleep.
Harry: I could write one hanging upside-down.
Tommy: I could write one with crayon.
Harry: I could write one if I lost both my arms and had to type with my feet.
Tommy: I could write one-
Dick: I want to watch one! Why don't you shut up and go write one?
Tommy: Fine, then. We will. Come on, Harry.
Harry: Yeah, come on.
Dick: Good! And when it's on TV, I'll talk all through the damn thing, see how you like it!
Harry: Someone should take the probe out of his butt.
Quote from Harry
Tommy: Okay, Harry, the first scene is critical. We have to hook the viewers with something exciting.
Harry: How about a picnic?
Tommy: Picnics aren't exciting.
Harry: I've been to some exciting picnics.