Dick Quote #501

Quote from Dick in Dickmalion

Dick: Surprise!
Mary: Oh, my God!
Dick: Now you have a TV on the ground floor.
Mary: That's the biggest TV I've ever seen. How did you afford this?
Dick: Well, I sold your grandmother's antique end tables.
Mary: What?
Dick: Actually, that only covered the down payment. You have 12 more monthly payments of $265.00. [turns TV on] Gunsmoke!

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 ‘Dickmalion’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Nina: So, how was your party? Did you play "pin the tail on the Bentley"?
Dick: [sighs] No, no. Mostly we just played "pin the cheese on the cracker."
Nina: Mmm exciting party, huh?
Dick: Exciting? It was awful. I had a two-hour conversation with someone about Cornish gay men.
Nina: Are you sure it wasn't "Cornish game hen?"
Dick: That's what I said, "Cornish gay men." Aren't you listening?

Quote from Sally

Dick: Now, Sally, they already adore me. But you must strive to be accepted by these people.
Sally: Accepted? Have you forgotten how hot I am? I mean, good looking women are accepted at more places than American Express. I could belch the alphabet and men with PhDs would be asking me to tutor their kids.

Quote from Mary

Nina: What she means is you live on the wrong side of the tracks.
Mary: That's not what I'm saying... out loud.
Dick: What?
Mary: Well, it's just that I've tried so hard to get these people to accept me that I don't want to invite them to my boyfriend's attic with his unusual brother and angry Amazon sister in the heart of the meat packing district. No offense.
Dick: No, none taken.
Nina: Or understood.