Harry Quote #233

Quote from Harry in Dick Behaving Badly

Harry: Problem is that you both had your masculine energy zapped by blonde Shiksa goddesses.
Guess that makes me the only real man in the room. Not even Sally can make that claim.
Dick: That's true. How do you do it?
Harry: Who, me? [belches] By keeping it real, Dick. Keeping it real.
Dick: You think you could help me?
Harry: Follow me.

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 ‘Dick Behaving Badly’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Tommy: Good morning, Harry. What are you eating?
Harry: New cereal.
Tommy: Monopoly?
Harry: Finally a cereal about real estate.
Sally: Uh, Harry, that's a game, like Life.
Harry: Life's a cereal too.
Tommy: And a magazine.
Sally: Yeah, and a bowl of cherries, but that doesn't change the fact that you're eating little plastic houses.
Harry: Plastic, no. These houses are just stale. [spits out] Stale plastic!

Quote from Judith

Judith: Men - can't live with them... Good night, Mary.

Quote from Nina

Dick: Nina, do you think I'm whipped?
Nina: "Whipped"?
Dick: I know, it's crazy.
Nina: [chuckles] By Dr. Albright?
Dick: What was I thinking?
Nina: Dr. Solomon?
Dick: Yes, Nina.
Nina: You are wrapped around that woman's finger like a yo-yo. And she is always walking the dog.