Dick Quote #450
Quote from Dick in A Dick on One Knee
Dick: I mean, do you get married when the relationship stops to be about sex and starts becoming deeper?
Pitman: Deeper than sex?
Dick: I just don't know if I'm ready.
Bug: Dr. Albright is tightening the old matrimonial chokehold, isn't she?
Dick: Oh, I wish. Unfortunately she wants to get married. I guess I'm just gonna have to ask her.
Leon: Well, why don't you buy yourself some time by giving her an engagement ring?
Dick: A ring?
Pitman: Something big and showy, you know. It proves how much you care for her and that way you can drag it out for years.
Dick: So I just tag her, put her on the shelf, so I can pick her up whenever I want like... like human layaway? I like it.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘A Dick on One Knee’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Dick: Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting something?
Sally: You're right, the wedding announcement.
Dick: No, no. The mission.
Sally: Dick, this is my mission. It's what women are supposed to do. Get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.
Quote from Harry
Mary: Oh, Dick, you shouldn't be embarrassed. Michel's the one who got arrested.
Sally: They got Michel! [all gasp]
Mary: Yeah, the guy from immigration. It was an ugly fight. The French tend to kick a lot when frightened.
Dick: Immigration?
Mary: Yeah, they said they'll be sending him back to France in the morning.
Dick: Of course, he's from another country!
Sally: That's why he's an alien.
Tommy: Alien from France.
Harry: Not a quivering purple tube from a distant galaxy sent to study humankind. [Sally slaps the back of Harry's head] What? I said "not."
Quote from Dick
Dick: 44 across. "Men are from Mars, women are from..." Let's see, five letters starting with V. Ah! "Vegas."