Sally Quote #156
Quote from Sally in A Dick on One Knee
Sally: So, um, how long are you planning on staying in Rutherford?
Michel: Sally, I-- I love this place, I would like to stay very much, but your government is not so nice.
Sally: Except for Abraham Lincoln.
Michel: Yes, nice man, very very nice man. But your country is not safe for someone like me. Uh, there is only one safe way for me to stay here, kind girl. I need to get married. Sally? Would you marry me?
Sally: Yeow! Damn! Hot diggity dog! Oh, man, oh, man, oh mama! It's just that nobody has ever asked me that before. Oui.
Michel: Oh!
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Quote from Harry
Mary: Oh, Dick, you shouldn't be embarrassed. Michel's the one who got arrested.
Sally: They got Michel! [all gasp]
Mary: Yeah, the guy from immigration. It was an ugly fight. The French tend to kick a lot when frightened.
Dick: Immigration?
Mary: Yeah, they said they'll be sending him back to France in the morning.
Dick: Of course, he's from another country!
Sally: That's why he's an alien.
Tommy: Alien from France.
Harry: Not a quivering purple tube from a distant galaxy sent to study humankind. [Sally slaps the back of Harry's head] What? I said "not."
Quote from Sally
Dick: Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting something?
Sally: You're right, the wedding announcement.
Dick: No, no. The mission.
Sally: Dick, this is my mission. It's what women are supposed to do. Get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.
Quote from Dick
Dick: 44 across. "Men are from Mars, women are from..." Let's see, five letters starting with V. Ah! "Vegas."