Dick Quote #434
Quote from Dick in Romeo & Juliet & Dick
Sally: What are we gonna do?
Dick: Wait! I have a brilliant idea. Harry, did you know that in a theater of Shakespeare's day, the women's roles were played by men?
Harry: Really?
Tommy: Yeah, and they also tied up bears and threw rocks at 'em.
Dick: It's the role of a lifetime, Harry, an actor's dream. Come on, let's get her in the bathroom.
Harry: I don't want to!
Sally: Dick, you can't pass Harry off as Mrs. Dubcek! They'll know!
Dick: Ah! You forget, they haven't seen her in over 10 years. Besides, Harry has a secret weapon.
Sally: What?
Dick: A great director!
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‘Romeo & Juliet & Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Don: Hamlet? The story is as old as time. Pretty-boy son has a rich daddy and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story, but there it is.
Tommy: Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?
Dick: Oh, please!
Quote from Don
Sally: Oh, Don, Don. Why should the name "Don" make Dick so angry?
Don: Sally.
Sally: Who's there?
Don: I would tell you, but my name is so offensive to your family I dare not speak it aloud.
Sally: Don, if they found you, there's no telling what they'd do to you.
Don: I'm okay. I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes. And if thou love me, let them find me here. My life were better ended by their hate, than death prolonged wanting of thy love.
Sally: Wow, that's so romantic.
Don: Ah, well, I wrote it myself.
Quote from Nina
Dick: Nina, Nina, read me in.
Nina: Curtain rises. A big pompous blowhard flounces onto the stage.