Sally: What are we gonna do?
Dick: Wait! I have a brilliant idea. Harry, did you know that in a theater of Shakespeare's day, the women's roles were played by men?
Harry: Really?
Tommy: Yeah, and they also tied up bears and threw rocks at 'em.
Dick: It's the role of a lifetime, Harry, an actor's dream. Come on, let's get her in the bathroom.
Harry: I don't want to!
Sally: Dick, you can't pass Harry off as Mrs. Dubcek! They'll know!
Dick: Ah! You forget, they haven't seen her in over 10 years. Besides, Harry has a secret weapon.
Sally: What?
Dick: A great director!