Dick Quote #327

Quote from Dick in Dick the Vote

Dick: Okay, let's see. For mayor, Heckie Mulligan. Hmm, funny name. I like that in a mayor.
Mary: Heckie Mulligan? How can you vote for Heckie Mulligan? Nina, can you believe that?
Nina: How do you know I'm not voting for mulligan?
Mary: I thought you were a Democrat.
Nina: And why do you think I'm a Democrat? Because I'm black?
Mary: Oh, go ahead, vote for Mulligan.
Nina: I'm not voting for mulligan.
Dick: Wait, I don't understand. Why are you getting so worked up over politics? It's simple. You vote for the best man. The best man wins.
Nina: Or woman.
Dick: [scoffs] [laughs] Wh-- Oh, that's priceless. What, Heckie's a woman?

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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.

Quote from Harry

Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]