Mary Quote #40
Quote from Mary in Hotel Dick
Mary: I may be wild, but I'm not going to bite.
Dick: And neither will I, and that's the whole point. There will be no biting, no bloodletting, no cranial explosions.
Mary: What's with you?
Dick: All right, Mary, you've sniffed me out. I brought you here under the guise of a romantic holiday to tell you something about myself. This is very difficult. I- I don't want you to judge me.
Mary: I never judge you. [off Dick's look] Sometimes I do. Often. Always. I'll try not to this time.
Dick: Mary, before I met you, I was completely different. I was far, far away from here. And ever since I left that place, I've been fighting so hard to fit in. And if ever anyone found out, I'd have to go back because I could never live in this world any longer.
Mary: Oh, Dick, were you in a... clinic?
Dick: Clinic?
Mary: It's okay. So was I. Oh! [hugs Dick]
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Hotel Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Sally: Look at this place. Our first hotel room.
Tommy: Wow! Why do I suddenly have the urge to trash it?
Harry: Hey, you guys, look at this tiny bottle I found in the bathroom. Evidence of a superior race of tiny people.
Tommy: How can you tell they're superior?
Harry: Because it's a shampoo and conditioner in one.
Sally: [gasps] A tiny fridge filled with tiny bottles of alcohol and tiny bags of macadamia nuts!
Tommy: Wow! These people might be tiny, but they know how to party.
Harry: How do they get up on the bed, especially when they're all drunk and fat on nuts?
Quote from Dick
Dick: [to the mirror] How can you look at yourself? Deceiving the person you love for the sake of a mission. Look at you. You're gorgeous!
Quote from Harry
George Takei: Live long and prosper. Hailing frequencies open, everybody. I'm George Takei. Seeing all of you here makes me feel like a kid again, almost as if, as Mr. Sulu once said, my chronometer's running backwards.
Harry: Ha! You people are living a lie. Look at yourselves, embracing negative alien stereotypes. Did you ever stop to think that maybe aliens are friendly, kind, attractive people?
George Takei: Uh, security?
Harry: Hath not an alien eyes or buttocks? If you prick an alien, does it not say "Ow, ow, ow"? We should not embrace science fiction. Screw sci-fi. Instead, we should embrace science fact-- sci-fa.
Tommy: Um, Harry, let's go now.
Harry: Long live sci-fa.