Dick Quote #1663
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One
Dick: No! Scoochie! Reveal yourself! I can't take it anymore!
[The black knight removes his visor to reveal Dr. Liam Neesam]
Mary: Dick? Did you just call him Scoochie?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Dick, it's been a long time.
Dick: Liam! Uh- Uh- Uh, how are you?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh, splendid. I, uh, recently won a Probie.
Dick: Uh... Scoochie is from Team X?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Look, I'd love to chat, but there's the small matter of your beheading. Uh, sire?
Dick: No! Thumbs up means that I live.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Well, not where I come from.
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Harry: Did we win?
Dick: No.
Harry: Oh, man! Great! So much for the mission bein' renewed next fall.
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Harry: So then we followed the Team X aliens in their horse and buggy. Most boring car chase in history. Yeah. I had to make all the tire screeching noises myself.
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Harry: Welcome back to the Alien Award Show. And now the award for best alien uniform worn in a non-violent mission...
Dick: Sally, come on. They're doing uniforms.
Harry: The Plecto Alien.
Dick: Oh, darn. The Plectos are getting everything.
Harry: Accepting on behalf of the Plectos is their High Commander-
Dick: Oh, where's the remote?
Harry: Lieutenant Colonel Zorgon- [Harry is muted]
Sally: I miss anything good?
Dick: No. Only the tribute to all the aliens who died last year.