Dick Quote #1638
Quote from Dick in Glengarry Glen Dick
Dick: Friends, neighbors, thank you for coming. We are all united by our love for Pine Villa Estates time-shares. Now here's some exciting news. As great as one time-share is, two time-shares are even better.
Mary: Oh.
Dick: Yes, I would like to talk to you about the miracle of multi-time-share ownership.
Don: I am already a multi-time-share owner, and am considering a third.
All: Ooh.
Don: My question is, is it wrong to be this happy?
Dick: Good question. No, it's not. But you won't be happy if someone here buys this time-share first. I'll throw in two black-and-white TVs and a free cord of wood. Anyone?
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Quote from Harry
Dick: We simply need to raise another $5,000, and a getaway at Pine Villa Estates will be ours.
Harry: Well, I guess it's time we sold that old refrigerator of ours. It is, after all, solid gold.
Sally: No, Harry, I think the refrigerator is harvest gold.
Harry: There are three grades of gold: fool's gold, black hills gold, and harvest gold being the most valuable.
Sally: I did not know that.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, first off, there are no rare metals in this toaster. Second, we will be enjoying our Pop Tarts raw for some time to come.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Tommy, you are getting so big. What are they feeding ya?
Tommy: I don't know, fruits, vegetables, milk.
Sally: Aw. College.