Dick: Friends, neighbors, thank you for coming. We are all united by our love for Pine Villa Estates time-shares. Now here's some exciting news. As great as one time-share is, two time-shares are even better.
Mary: Oh.
Dick: Yes, I would like to talk to you about the miracle of multi-time-share ownership.
Don: I am already a multi-time-share owner, and am considering a third.
All: Ooh.
Don: My question is, is it wrong to be this happy?
Dick: Good question. No, it's not. But you won't be happy if someone here buys this time-share first. I'll throw in two black-and-white TVs and a free cord of wood. Anyone?