Dick Quote #1588
Quote from Dick in Dick's Ark
Mary: [answers phone] Hello?
Dick: Hello? Did you call? Because I was in the shower. I don't have a thing on.
Mary: I didn't call.
Dick: Are you sure? Because the phone rang. How are you?
Mary: Dick!
Dick: [sing-song] Whatcha doin'?
Mary: I'm watching a film.
Dick: Oh! Is it a film that we saw together and you're watching it because it reminds you of me?
Mary: If you must know, it's Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. I'm hanging up now.
Dick: No. No, no. Mary, wait. There's... There's something I have to ask you.
Mary: Well, quickly!
Dick: [sing-song] Whatcha doin'? [Mary hangs up] [sighs] If only she looked at me the way she looked at Deuce Bigalow, male gigolo.
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Quote from Nina
Mary: Um, let's just talk in a couple of days, and I'll have some time to myself, and you'll have some time to break your new camera. [exits]
Dick: Mary? Nina! Did you hear any of that?
Nina: Unfortunately, yes. I couldn't find my Walkman in time.
Dick: So, is this the beginning of the end for me and Mary?
Nina: No. No, not at all. Taking time apart is what healthy couples do. That's why you two have never done it.
Quote from Dick
Harry: Oh, wow. This is great, Dick. How did you find out that Pendelton had a bomb shelter?
Dick: The same way I found out about the airport. Mary and I snuck in here for a "nooner."
Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't know how this happened. I start my weekend, determined to spend a little time away from you, and I end up in a cinderblock cell with you and your entire family. I may have problems, but they have nothing to do with alcohol! [storms out]
Dick: Well done, people! She's completely recovered! Let's get out of here!