Mary: [answers phone] Hello?
Dick: Hello? Did you call? Because I was in the shower. I don't have a thing on.
Mary: I didn't call.
Dick: Are you sure? Because the phone rang. How are you?
Mary: Dick!
Dick: [sing-song] Whatcha doin'?
Mary: I'm watching a film.
Dick: Oh! Is it a film that we saw together and you're watching it because it reminds you of me?
Mary: If you must know, it's Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. I'm hanging up now.
Dick: No. No, no. Mary, wait. There's... There's something I have to ask you.
Mary: Well, quickly!
Dick: [sing-song] Whatcha doin'? [Mary hangs up] [sighs] If only she looked at me the way she looked at Deuce Bigalow, male gigolo.