Sally Quote #608

Quote from Sally in Dick's Ark

Marty: That was great! Now, the key to drawing in an audience is for you and Chaz to have that witty on-air banter.
Chaz Montana: But it's gotta be genuine. The folks at home love it if you and I are really good buddies.
Sally: Okay. Genuine buddy banter comin' up.
Floor Manager: In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Chaz Montana: Here's Sally with the forecast.
Sally: Thanks, Chazbo. Well, tomorrow, the temperatures will be in the low 50s, and we'll be goin' from freezy to breezy as this shift will bring about a slight bit of wind to the southwest quadrant of Rutherford. Actually, Chaz, it'll be more like a zephyr.
Chaz Montana: Wow. So a little windy, huh, Sal?
Sally: Oh, very windy, Chaz. So you'd better double-up on that glue you use to hold your wig in place.
Chaz Montana: No... No, it isn't.

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 ‘Dick's Ark’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Um, let's just talk in a couple of days, and I'll have some time to myself, and you'll have some time to break your new camera. [exits]
Dick: Mary? Nina! Did you hear any of that?
Nina: Unfortunately, yes. I couldn't find my Walkman in time.
Dick: So, is this the beginning of the end for me and Mary?
Nina: No. No, not at all. Taking time apart is what healthy couples do. That's why you two have never done it.

Quote from Dick

Harry: Oh, wow. This is great, Dick. How did you find out that Pendelton had a bomb shelter?
Dick: The same way I found out about the airport. Mary and I snuck in here for a "nooner."

Quote from Mary

Mary: I don't know how this happened. I start my weekend, determined to spend a little time away from you, and I end up in a cinderblock cell with you and your entire family. I may have problems, but they have nothing to do with alcohol! [storms out]
Dick: Well done, people! She's completely recovered! Let's get out of here!