Sally Quote #612

Quote from Sally in Dick's Ark

Sally: Okay, and now for tonight's forecast. It'll be clear and mild, with winds I mean, no winds. No winds. Uh, calm. Dead calm.
Chaz Montana: Well, that's good news for the hundreds of citizens who'll be gathering down at the pier to celebrate the renovation of old downtown.
Sally: Hundreds?
Chaz Montana: Yeah.
Sally: Well, perhaps all of those citizens gathering at the pier should bring, uh, inflatable pillows. Uh, big ones that they can perhaps use as flotation devices.
Chaz Montana: Inflatable pillows? That's kind of an odd thought.
Sally: Well, not so odd, Chaz. You have one in your dressing room shaped like a girl. I've heard you talking to it.
Chaz Montana: Okay, that's a big fat lie!
Sally: All right, then. Have a great tomorrow because Sally says so.

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 ‘Dick's Ark’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Um, let's just talk in a couple of days, and I'll have some time to myself, and you'll have some time to break your new camera. [exits]
Dick: Mary? Nina! Did you hear any of that?
Nina: Unfortunately, yes. I couldn't find my Walkman in time.
Dick: So, is this the beginning of the end for me and Mary?
Nina: No. No, not at all. Taking time apart is what healthy couples do. That's why you two have never done it.

Quote from Dick

Harry: Oh, wow. This is great, Dick. How did you find out that Pendelton had a bomb shelter?
Dick: The same way I found out about the airport. Mary and I snuck in here for a "nooner."

Quote from Mary

Mary: I don't know how this happened. I start my weekend, determined to spend a little time away from you, and I end up in a cinderblock cell with you and your entire family. I may have problems, but they have nothing to do with alcohol! [storms out]
Dick: Well done, people! She's completely recovered! Let's get out of here!