Harry Quote #652
Harry: Bryce! I've been waiting for that report on mustards for over an hour!
Bryce: Well, I'm still working on it, sir. I-
Harry: Well, while you dilly-dally around, I got a pastrami and cheese here that's not getting eaten. Now you're the Information Officer. What's the proper mustard for my situation?
Bryce: Well, sir, you could try yellow, or maybe Dijon.
Harry: [falsetto] You're just guessing.
Bryce: I know, I'm sorry, I-- I'm a screw-up. I've- I feel like I don't know what I'm doing. Have you ever felt that way?
Harry: [inhales] No. No, but everyone's different.
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Quote from Tommy
Dick: Why did you have to grow up?
Tommy: I don't know. It's just the body I picked.
Dick: Well, I don't like it.
Tommy: Parenting's hard.
Dick: You give love. You give encouragement. You give support. And then, if you do a good job, they just go away.
Tommy: Well, then I guess you did a pretty good job then, right?
Dick: What do you mean?
Tommy: Parental love, at its best, it's the only love there is that inevitably leads to separation.
Dick: How do you always know these things?
Tommy: I'm the Information Officer. I sent you a memo on this, years ago.
Dick: I guess I did do a pretty good job.
Tommy: Yeah.
Quote from Dick
Tommy: You guys didn't have to do this.
Dick: We couldn't send you off to college unprepared, Tommy.
Sally: Oh, I hope we got the right kind.
Harry: Yeah, we shopped for hours.
Tommy: It's beer!
Sally: Ah!
Dick: Not just beer, but...
Tommy: Fake ID.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, take care of yourself, Tommy. I feel like I'm gonna cry. [sneezes on Tommy] No, not cry. Sneeze. All right. Bye-bye.