Dick Quote #1496
Quote from Dick in Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 1
Nina: Counselor, kindly proceed with your summation.
Dick: Eh, with my what? Oh, uh... right, with my summation. [pauses] We sit here in this court of law, we, with our fragile sense of right and wrong. It's so easy to play judge and jury, especially when you are a judge and a jury.
Bug: Get on with it, counselor.
Dick: By all means, Your Honor. Now, I could poke holes in the prosecution's argument, but I won't. That's cheap. Now, I'm not here to ask you for an acquittal, and I'm not here to ask you to listen to your conscience, no. I am only here to demand that you recognize that I am the most brilliant trial lawyer that you have ever seen. And I thank you. [applause]
Bailiff: He's done it again!
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Quote from Harry
Harry: All right, let's get busy. I didn't waste all those hours watching TV for nothing. You mind if I move a few of these around?
Pitman: You're gonna change the schedule?
Harry: Oh, no, no. Not change. Save. All right. Hey, you know what I'd like to see? A whole night of Will & Grace. Wouldn't you?
Pitman: Brilliant!
Harry: Hey, better yet, why don't we make one night Will, one night Grace?
Quote from Harry
Dick: Ooh, cool! I can't wait to see the look on Mary's face when she finds out that I'm a lawyer.
Sally: Hold on a second. Albright's here?
Dick: Oh, I'm sure she is. A love like ours transcends all dimensional limitations. Maybe you'll meet some people you know too.
Harry: Cool. Really?
Dick: Oh, yeah. But F.Y.I., they may have made different life choices in this universe.
Harry: Mmm. I see what he's saying. You see, in this world Officer Don could be an old Vietnamese woman.
Sally: No, Harry, they'll have the same bodies. Dick's just saying they'll probably all be gay.