Dick Quote #1472
Quote from Dick in Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Dick: I don't blame Alissa. How could she resist marrying into the Solomons? But Tommy with your daughter? Is this some kind of science experiment that got out of hand?
Strudwick: I always knew that boy of yours would walk off with something from my house. I figured it'd be something from my curio cabinet.
Dick: If Tommy really wanted to hurt me, he could have just jumped off a bridge. At least that wouldn't have hurt me.
Strudwick: What's gotten into them? Alissa's mother and I didn't get married until we... until we had Alissa. My God, Dick! I think she's--
Dick: Pregnant?
Strudwick: Yes!
Dick: Gun it, Vincent! [tires screech]
Mary: Dick? Is there an extra map in the glove compartment? Dick? Dick!
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‘Fear and Loathing in Rutherford’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Sally
Harry: Okay, they're on the couch, but they're not sitting very close.
Sally: Get over here. Harry, listen and learn. First, I got a chain to drag against the wall. Then I got a rubber axe. Then I got tomato juice, which doubles for blood, and I got low sodium tomato juice which doubles for blood but is better for you.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, this isn't scary. We gotta be subtle.
Sally: Subtle?
Harry: Yeah! Did you ever see Jaws? Okay. The scary part was not the shark. It was the hint of the shark. The fin. Oh! Slicin' through the water.
Sally: Well, what, so you got something planned?
Harry: Yes, I do.
[Harry turns around and reveals a fin attached to his back]
Sally: Harry, that's adorable, but you know, as a warrior, I think I know how to scare.
Harry: Well, as someone who's always scared, I think you're wrong.