Mary Quote #220

Quote from Mary in Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

TV Reporter: You rolling? We're here live on the scene with Dick Solomon's girlfriend, Mary Albright. Can you tell us how you're feeling right now?
Mary: Well, when I heard the terrible news... I mean, Dick is so... [laughs] a tragedy like this... my hopes and my prayers... that he be in my arms again... [laughing hysterically]
TV Reporter: Thank you, Dr. Albright. Back to you, John.
Mary: Oh, my god.
Nina: Hey, at least you didn't cry.

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 ‘Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Oh, Nina, I feel so bad, Dick being trapped in that hole. It's another example of when bad things happen to good people.
Nina: It's not a great example.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Plus, we don't need him. I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Who are you?
Angus McDuff: The name's Angus McDuff, but if you want my attention, you'll call me The Hole.
Don: Isn't that a great nickname, Sally? He fights holes, and they call him "The Hole."
Sally: Doesn't that get a little confusing?
Angus McDuff: No problems yet.
Sally: No, but I mean, you wouldn't call a fireman "fire," or a lifeguard "water," right?
Angus McDuff: I'm not a nickname expert, I'm a hole expert.
Sally: Fine, let's just deal with the hole.
Angus McDuff: You are dealing with The Hole.
Sally: No, I mean the hole my brothers are in.
Don: He's not a financial advisor, he's a hole guy.
Sally: You see, I knew this would happen.