Dick Quote #1400

Quote from Dick in Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

Dick: You know what? This is good. In fact, I've been waiting for this moment since we arrived on this planet.
Harry: You've been waiting to fall in a hole?
Dick: This, Harry, this is the true test of a High Commander.
Harry: I could've pushed you in a hole a long time ago.
Dick: Harry, listen to me. There's only so much air down here. So, before you take a breath, think about whether you're doing it out of habit, or if you really need the oxygen.
Harry: Well, mostly it's out of habit, but- [breathes in through his nose] That time I felt like I needed the oxygen.
Dick: Now, because of the cave in, they have no way of getting us food and water, which we will need to survive. But we'll be absolutely fine, as long as we don't panic. [hits Harry]
Harry: What'd you do that for?
Dick: I had to. You were panicking. [whimpers]

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Quote from Sally

Sally: I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.

Quote from Nina

Mary: Oh, Nina, I feel so bad, Dick being trapped in that hole. It's another example of when bad things happen to good people.
Nina: It's not a great example.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Who are you?
Angus McDuff: The name's Angus McDuff, but if you want my attention, you'll call me The Hole.
Don: Isn't that a great nickname, Sally? He fights holes, and they call him "The Hole."
Sally: Doesn't that get a little confusing?
Angus McDuff: No problems yet.
Sally: No, but I mean, you wouldn't call a fireman "fire," or a lifeguard "water," right?
Angus McDuff: I'm not a nickname expert, I'm a hole expert.
Sally: Fine, let's just deal with the hole.
Angus McDuff: You are dealing with The Hole.
Sally: No, I mean the hole my brothers are in.
Don: He's not a financial advisor, he's a hole guy.
Sally: You see, I knew this would happen.