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Quote from Dick in Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid

Dick: Because I want... [sniffs] Because I want to be a good human being.
Dr. Brand: And what's stopping you?
Dick: I don't know. You?
Dr. Brand: No.
Dick: Me?
Dr. Brand: Good! And?
Dick: And... where I came from. Yes, of course. It's where I'm from!
Dr. Brand: And?
Dick: It's my past! That's it. My past is stopping me from being a good human being.
Dr. Brand: Go on.
Dick: It's standing between me and my happiness with Mary.
Dr. Brand: Go on.
Dick: I've got to let go of my past! That's it! I'm letting go of my past!
Dr. Brand: Go on.
Dick: Go on? I've just made a huge breakthrough! Isn't that enough?!

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 ‘Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: I have spent my entire life as a human on the outside looking in. Always trying, approximating, attempting, but never being a human being.
Sally: That's 'cause you're not.
Dick: Lieutenant, I refuse to be defined by who I am. My past has always gotten me into trouble. As of now, I have no past. I am no longer an alien.
Sally: What?
Dick: From now on, I am a human being. I am John Q. Pubic.

Quote from Mary

Dick: So, Mary, what do you want for Valentine's Day this year?
Mary: Oh, I'm not expecting much.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: Well, the first year we dated, you claimed to have never heard of Valentine's Day. The second year you gave me a ham sandwich. That's why I'm not expecting much.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Look what some weirdo left on the porch.
Tommy: Let me see that. "Dear Sally, I can't stop thinking about you."
Harry: Whoa, this guy sounds obsessed.
Tommy: "I stay up at night just to watch you sleep."
Sally: Ew.
Tommy: "On this Valentine's Day your heart will be mine." [Harry screams]
Don: No, you don't understand.
Sally: This is the most creepy, horrible, disgusting thing I have ever encountered.
Tommy: It's a good thing you're dating a cop.
Sally: Yes, it is, yes. Don, should we go outside and look for clues?
Don: Clues? Sure, why not?