Dick Quote #254
Quote from Dick in See Dick Run
Mary: I have something to say to you.
Dick: So do I. Something important, but I don't know how to start.
Mary: Let me take a stab at it. You love me. Last night meant the world to you, but you have to push me away so you don't hurt me. Someday I'll see it was all for the best. Please believe you! Please believe you!
Dick: That's it exactly. Oh, Mary, you understand my every thought.
Mary: I understand. You've had the milk. Why buy the cow?
Dick: No, I want you. I want the cow.
Mary: For what, a one-night stand in the barn? I will not be treated this way. You hurt me.
Dick: How did I hurt you?
Mary: Do you know why we ended up at my place last night? Not because I was lonely. Not because I had too much sake. We ended up there because I care for you.
Dick: Oh, Mary. Why did you have to wait until now to tell me?
Mary: What's wrong with now?
Dick: I wish I had a machine that could freeze time. Unfortunately, I left it in my other jacket.
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Quote from Nina
Nina: I thought you and Dr. Solomon had a date again tonight.
Mary: We did.
Nina: He stood you up?
Mary: Oh, no, I talked to him. He said he got an upsetting phone call from a friend with a big head. And he didn't think he'd be much fun tonight.
Nina: Oh. Well, my all-time favorite excuse was "I have a terminal illness."
Mary: You actually had that pulled on you?
Nina: Yes, but in all fairness, the guy died.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Final exam? Today? I forgot. [giggles] Isn't that a hoot? You see, I didn't make it home last night. I could have, but I was awfully comfortable where I was, in a place that's definitely not home.
Caryn: Dr. Solomon, are you all right?
Dick: I can't talk about it. It's too personal. Let's just say... I had sex with Dr. Albright.
Bug: Oh! Dr. Solomon, we don't need to know about this.
Dick: Oh, that's where you're wrong, Bug. You might learn something. Last night, at 11:22 Eastern Standard Time, my spiritual self, X, and my corporeal self, Y, were fused together for the first time. But let's move on.
Quote from Harry
Dick: Okay, where's my shoes?
Harry: Well, I think I saw one of them... [voice quavers] right over there.
Dick: Oh, my god, it's Harry. His cranial microreceiver, it's activated.
Harry: Transmission incoming from the Big Giant Head. Thank you for calling the Big Giant Head. He cares about you. Your status report was received. Please wait for comments.
Dick: Oh, no, no, no.
Sally: Please, please, no comments.
Harry: There are no comments. Resume normal functions in three, two, one. [sneezes]