Mary: I have something to say to you.
Dick: So do I. Something important, but I don't know how to start.
Mary: Let me take a stab at it. You love me. Last night meant the world to you, but you have to push me away so you don't hurt me. Someday I'll see it was all for the best. Please believe you! Please believe you!
Dick: That's it exactly. Oh, Mary, you understand my every thought.
Mary: I understand. You've had the milk. Why buy the cow?
Dick: No, I want you. I want the cow.
Mary: For what, a one-night stand in the barn? I will not be treated this way. You hurt me.
Dick: How did I hurt you?
Mary: Do you know why we ended up at my place last night? Not because I was lonely. Not because I had too much sake. We ended up there because I care for you.
Dick: Oh, Mary. Why did you have to wait until now to tell me?
Mary: What's wrong with now?
Dick: I wish I had a machine that could freeze time. Unfortunately, I left it in my other jacket.