Dick Quote #255
Quote from Dick in See Dick Run
Dick: Hello? Hello? Hello? Where are you? You-- You're gorgeous!
Evil Dick: Thank you. This body should suit me nicely. the Big Giant Head is very unhappy, Commander. I've been sent here to replace you and complete the mission with ruthless efficiency. [Dick whimpers] And now I'm afraid it's time for me to assume command.
Dick: You think you can just waltz in here and take over? You have no idea! The people here are so complex. They have all these feelings and impulses, dreams and fears. And every time you've mastered one, another one catches you by surprise. Tonight I finally made a breakthrough. One of these people cares about me. You can't make me leave now!
Evil Dick: Oh, yes, I can.
Dick: What about Mary?
Evil Dick: I'll take care of her good.
Dick: No. I won't allow it! I love her! I'm not leaving her!
Evil Dick: How touching. You know, you've actually changed my mind. I think I will let you stay here, right here, forever. [cackles]
Dick: No. You're not-- Oh, my God! He's turned me into a mime!
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‘See Dick Run’ Quotes
Quote from Nina
Nina: I thought you and Dr. Solomon had a date again tonight.
Mary: We did.
Nina: He stood you up?
Mary: Oh, no, I talked to him. He said he got an upsetting phone call from a friend with a big head. And he didn't think he'd be much fun tonight.
Nina: Oh. Well, my all-time favorite excuse was "I have a terminal illness."
Mary: You actually had that pulled on you?
Nina: Yes, but in all fairness, the guy died.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Final exam? Today? I forgot. [giggles] Isn't that a hoot? You see, I didn't make it home last night. I could have, but I was awfully comfortable where I was, in a place that's definitely not home.
Caryn: Dr. Solomon, are you all right?
Dick: I can't talk about it. It's too personal. Let's just say... I had sex with Dr. Albright.
Bug: Oh! Dr. Solomon, we don't need to know about this.
Dick: Oh, that's where you're wrong, Bug. You might learn something. Last night, at 11:22 Eastern Standard Time, my spiritual self, X, and my corporeal self, Y, were fused together for the first time. But let's move on.
Quote from Harry
Dick: Okay, where's my shoes?
Harry: Well, I think I saw one of them... [voice quavers] right over there.
Dick: Oh, my god, it's Harry. His cranial microreceiver, it's activated.
Harry: Transmission incoming from the Big Giant Head. Thank you for calling the Big Giant Head. He cares about you. Your status report was received. Please wait for comments.
Dick: Oh, no, no, no.
Sally: Please, please, no comments.
Harry: There are no comments. Resume normal functions in three, two, one. [sneezes]