Dick: Hello? Hello? Hello? Where are you? You-- You're gorgeous!
Evil Dick: Thank you. This body should suit me nicely. the Big Giant Head is very unhappy, Commander. I've been sent here to replace you and complete the mission with ruthless efficiency. [Dick whimpers] And now I'm afraid it's time for me to assume command.
Dick: You think you can just waltz in here and take over? You have no idea! The people here are so complex. They have all these feelings and impulses, dreams and fears. And every time you've mastered one, another one catches you by surprise. Tonight I finally made a breakthrough. One of these people cares about me. You can't make me leave now!
Evil Dick: Oh, yes, I can.
Dick: What about Mary?
Evil Dick: I'll take care of her good.
Dick: No. I won't allow it! I love her! I'm not leaving her!
Evil Dick: How touching. You know, you've actually changed my mind. I think I will let you stay here, right here, forever. [cackles]
Dick: No. You're not-- Oh, my God! He's turned me into a mime!