Dick Quote #222
Quote from Dick in Father Knows Dick
Dick: Well, it's going to be different with my second son. I'm going to be a terrific father to Harry.
Tommy: Oh, sure.
Dick: And I'm going to start off by being completely honest with him.
Tommy: What do you mean, honest?
Dick: I'm going to tell him about that thing that they put in his head.
Tommy: Oh, no, no.
Sally: You can't tell him about the thing.
Tommy: Telling him about the thing would be a bad thing.
Sally: Shh! Ix-nay on the thing-thay.
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Quote from Harry
Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermal dynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!