Dick Quote #229
Quote from Dick in Father Knows Dick
Dick: Look, I'm sorry, I should have told you sooner, but isn't it neat to find out new things about yourself?
Harry: You have destroyed my life!
Dick: Harry, please.
Harry: Oh, so it's okay for me to have a thing in my head, but it's not okay for me to know about it? And you call yourself a father. I'm out of here.
Dick: Harry, you are not leaving! You're coming right back here! That's an order.
Harry: You know, Dick, if you were my father, I would think that you would care enough about my feelings to just let me go.
Dick: You're right. You need to sort this out for yourself. Go. But as High Commander, I must have access to that transmitter. Stay! But I want you to have your own space. Go. But I can't allow this breach of protocol. I order you to stay! Leave the nest. Fly. I need your head. You come back here! I'm sorry. Go. No, stay! No, go! Stay! Go!
Harry: Stop! You're tearing me apart!
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Quote from Harry
Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermal dynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!