Dick Quote #205

Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick

Tommy: Oh, well, that was the mall. Wasn't it great?
Harry: How would I know? The escalator broke down, and I was stuck there for an hour and a half.
Sally: You know, I think the entire planet should be covered by one big roof.
Dick: And we should never be more than 15 feet from a wienie on a stick.

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 ‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.

Quote from Don

Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.