Dick Quote #207
Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Dick: All right, who ripped the radio out of the dashboard?
Sally: What are you talking about?
Dick: The radio, it's gone.
Sally: Wait a minute, I know what's happened here. You see it all the time on the news.
Dick: Oh, uh... [stammers] toupees.
Sally: No, crime. We're victims of crime! What are we supposed to do now?
Dick: The radio's gone. I think we all know what we have to do.
All: [vocalize] [sing] Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one's gone and another one's gone Another one bites the dust.
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‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.