Dick Quote #210
Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Dick: Oh, why did this have to happen?
Mary: It was late.
Dick: Why did I have to be at that place at that time, taking out all that money?
Mary: Don't blame yourself.
Dick: I don't, I blame you!
Mary: What?!
Dick: You had to agree to go out with me. You always turn me down. Why did you pick now to say yes?
Mary: I don't know.
Dick: You see, you weren't thinking.
Mary: You can't take a random act and turn it around to blame an innocent person.
Dick: Just watch me.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.