Dick Quote #1084
Quote from Dick in Superstitious Dick
Fordham: Dr. Solomon. Welcome.
Dick: Thank you for having me. [knocks on the door and wooden frame]
Fordham: Please come in.
Dick: Uh, yes, uh yes, of course. [walks only on the white tiles]
Fordham: Are you okay?
Dick: I'm fine.
Hamilton: We've read your paper, and we're quite excited to hear your presentation.
Dick: Uh, thank you. And I'm sure that a generous grant from, uh... [clears throat]
Mrs. Dubcek: [slurs] Okay, I'm coming.
Hamilton: Who is this?
Dick: This is my esteemed colleague Dr. Mamie Dubcek. [tugs on her ears] Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Fordham: Dr. Solomon.
Dick: Just one moment. [taps shoes and tongue repeatedly] Franks, beans, collard greens. [knocks on wood] Yes?
Fordham: On page 13 of your proposal, you suggest the behavior of super-
Dick: I'm sorry. I can't answer any questions on that.
Hamilton: You can't?
Dick: No, I can't answer any questions regarding page 13 or what I like to refer to as "the devil's page." [removes those pages] So, uh, if you are all open to said page, I will just collect them and rid the room of their demonic mojo. [dances] Andrew K. and Eileen B. Fleischman Foundation grant. Andrew K. And Eileen B. Fleischman Foundation grant. [spits in trash can]
Fordham: Dr. Solomon?
Dick: Yes?
Fordham: Do you really think this is any way to impress a panel of scientists?
Dick: [takes out Magic 8 Ball] All signs point to yes.
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Quote from Sally
Sally: You know that song Macho Man?
Tommy: Mm-hmm.
Sally: He's who they're singing about.
Tommy: So I guess rugged good looks and broad shoulders really do it for you women.
Sally: Oh, please. Lots of guys have that. But Justin- Justin can fix things. He can build things. He's got a belt full of tools. A... A tool belt, if you will.
Tommy: How am I supposed to compete with guys like that? I mean, look at me. My arms are stick-thin. I shave, like, once a month. My ass is flat.
Sally: Sweetie, listen to me. Don't be so hard on yourself, Okay? I mean, I'm sure there are a lot of girls who are more than willing to settle for a tiny, little wussy like you.
Tommy: That helped very little.
Quote from Mary
Dick: Mary, what happened to your arm?
Mary: Oh, it's nothing. After they wrapped my ribs, the nurse walked me to my car and slammed my shoulder into the door.
Dick: I guess accidents will happen, huh?
Mary: Yeah. [chuckles] She then took me back to the hospital, and they forced it back into its socket, gave me a shot of cortisone.
Dick: Oh, well, I hope that made it feel better.
Mary: Well, no. The cortisone was mismarked. It was minoxidil. But they tell me the excess hair will fall out by beach weather.