Dick Quote #1063
Quote from Dick in Paranoid Dick
Dick: See?
Mary: Oh, my God. I've had her in my house.
Dick: How deep does this thing go? Damn. If only I could get a look at that document that Judith hid from me. No matter how much I find out, I still only know a small part. It's like a riddle wrapped around an enigma fried up in a conundrum with Chinese mustard dipping sauce.
Mary: Well, I'm not going down that easy. I think you know what we have to do.
Dick: Kill Judith and make it look like an accident?
Mary: No.
Dick: We're not gonna make it look like an accident?!
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‘Paranoid Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: Jackpot! Yeah! Check it out, Tommy. This is the loosest machine on the boat.
Tommy: Harry, it's a change machine.
Harry: That's right. It's changing me into a winner. Cocktails.
Tommy: Come on, Harry, let's go. People want to use the machine.
Harry: Oh, well, I'm sure that they do. Come on, baby. Money comes to money. Come on, mama. [machine dispenses change] Yeah!
Quote from Mary
Mary: I'd never been in trouble until he came along. But he has this way of talking, see, when you know he's crazy, but you just can't help but listen to him. And all of a sudden, you find yourself doing things you never thought you'd do. Bad things, stupid things. And where is he now? Free as a bird. While I'm in here taking the fall.
Lorraine: We know how you feel.
Ginger: Yeah. You need a new pimp.
Mary: Pimp? I'm not a hooker. I'm a professor.
Ginger: Hmm. Too bad. You could make a nice living.
Mary: Thank you.
Quote from Dick
Mary: The chancellor. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he was avoiding me.
Dick: Why would he be avoiding you? You're the Dean. And you've done an exemplary job.
Mary: You think so?
Dick: Yes. You've done nothing offensive. You haven't caused a single ripple on the pond. No controversial proposals, no expensive cutting-edge teachers, no "innovative" ideas to shake up the status quo. You've been almost invisible.
Mary: Well, I did institute those slanted parking spaces in the faculty lot.
Dick: Yeah, and no one cared. Oh, come on, Mary, you've lasted six months in a job that none thought you could keep and even fewer thought you deserved.