Tommy Quote #205
Quote from Tommy in Indecent Dick
Tommy: This girl Alissa. I've never felt this way about a girl before. She's so different. You know what I mean? I don't even know how to explain it, but she's- She's just absolutely amazing. Am I- Am I nuts?
Dick: Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Oh, yes, I've ridden on that bus, too. What you're going through is exactly what I felt when I first met Mary.
Tommy: Mary? This is nothing like how you felt about Mary. This is love. Do you understand? Love. You don't know what love is. You will never know what love is.
Dick: Tommy, when Mary and I-
Tommy: Can't I have anything of my own?
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Dick: Are you trying to tell me that there are pictures somewhere out there of my Mary Albright naked as a jaywalker?
Mary: They were very tasteful. Just some black and white art photos.
Dick: Art photos?! A sepia-toned snapshot of Old Faithful, that's an art photo.
Mary: But you just said posing nude was fine.
Dick: For my little sister, not my girlfriend!
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Sally: Oh, Dick, I brought you your lunch. Look. Look. Playpen magazine is coming to Pendelton university to look for women who will pose naked, and I was thinking... I am perfect for that.
Dick: You, Sally? My little sister posing for a nudie rag. Your exposed body pinned up inside every school boy's locker and mechanic's garage across this entire country? Good for you!
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Mary: Posing nude. You don't have a problem with that?
Dick: Why should I?
Mary: Because it's so demeaning.
Dick: Why do you have so many hang-ups about the human body? Is it because of all the hang-downs?
Mary: This is your sister we're talking about.
Dick: So? She's just like any other woman. And women show their bodies all the time. Granted, there are variations in the topography, but essentially, it's all the same map. [measures tongue]