Dick Quote #130
Quote from Dick in The Art of Dick
Dick: Ah, Dr. Albright. There's something different about you this morning.
Mary: I have a new blouse.
Dick: No, that's not it. And I hope you didn't pay too much for it. That's it! It's the box. What's in it?
Mary: Oh, this? Painting supplies. I'm taking a painting class. I'm not very good at it.
Dick: So, you're bad.
Mary: Well, I wouldn't say I was bad. You have to understand I have incredibly high standards and I tend to be very critical of myself. But, as an amateur, I've demonstrated quite a bit of potential.
Dick: So, you're bad.
Mary: Yeah, but art is essentially subjective. There is no good or bad.
Dick: So if you stink, you're still allowed to do it? That sounds perfect.
Mary: Are you interested? Me?
Dick: Don't be ridiculous. I was talking about Harry. Oh, you thought I was worried about being less than perfect? That's rich. [laughs]
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘The Art of Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: It's inexplicable. I, who bestride this world like an intellectual colossus. I, who make lesser men quiver in awe of my cranial prowess. I, who... I've forgotten my point.
Quote from Tommy
Dick: Tommy, do you ever doodle?
Tommy: Why? Was I in the bathroom too long?
Dick: I-- I can't doodle.
Tommy: Well, Dick, you're kind of old.
Dick: Old? Picasso doodled on tablecloths late into his 60s.
Tommy: That's disgusting.
Dick: I know. I just can't draw.
Tommy: Oh, doodling! Oh.
Quote from Harry
Dick: What have you got there, Harry?
Harry: Well, yesterday I was exploring the park, and I found this stone. Look at it. It's been worn to a perfect sphere by the elements and dimpled by time.
Sally: Harry, that's a golf ball.